Tuesday, October 4, 2011

Shoplifting & Backpacks and Women’s Purses


When a store asks you to put your backpack behind the counter they are asking you to trust them not to go through your possessions. It’s really silly because if someone’s going to shoplift they are going to shoplift. Right? They will stuff that bag of cat food down there pants or slip that expensive ring in there ear. Next the store will be asking you for your jeans because they are too baggy… and while stores asks you to put your backpacks behind the counter they don’t bother to grab women’s purses, do they? These days you could fit a pickup in some purses the ladies are carrying around. I guess a store has a right to act as retarded as they want to, or do they? What do you think web surfer? Am I being too sensitive or do I have a point?

This is the first blog I am writing with my new Toshiba netbook computer and I purchased it 3 days ago. When I bought it I had it… perhaps in my backpack…and maybe this certain cashier ripped it off while I was buying groceries…and maybe the police just found it today down at this certain local pawn shop…and DEFINATLY they asked me to put my backpack that I was going to carry my recovered netbook home with behind the flipping counter!

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Malnourished Heroin Addict Vampire

He fed on the pimps, dealers and prostitutes. He was addicted to the human blood and what they where addicted to, heroin.
He didn't even realize that he was addicted to it...he didn't know he could get addicted to it...he just thought that scum bags had evil in they're gains energizing him, and I will tell you the story of that later if I remember...

Bad Trip on Weed

Weed. It exists. For some it's beyond they're reach because of ignorance or fear but some just don't like it. I had a bad trip of religious proportions. Before that I was having so much fun on an epic level...such bliss. I thought in the back of my mind that I would have to pay for this because I was conformed to the Idea that you don't bet something for nothing. So...In the middle of the bliss my mind drifted towards that idea of eternal pain and my mind experienced just thinking about pain and existence and I felt it for a split second, this mental torment of mega unbearable proportions. I felt the bliss for around 10 hours over the course of 2 weeks...This unbearable experience was over in a second but I spent the next 2 week at home watching TV tripping on the experience and in a sense feeling real bad over thinking about the experience, being obsessed with it , trying to figure it out so it would go away...because when I thought about the experience it would make me feel bad, reliving it but I had to figure it out because my eternal soul was at stake. In 2 weeks I stopped obsessing over it and just let it go...